Another night left unfucked by your wife? You know she hates your cock. It's probably tiny or maybe you are just a lousy fuck. Either way, you do not deserve pussy, poor thing. But you do deserve to cum, aren't I so kind? I am so empathetic to your disgusting perverted needs.
Jerk your dick beside your wife for me, shhhh, try not to disturb her. Jerk is hard and fast, moan for me and cum hard. Uh oh, she's moving! She is going to find out you were jerking it, right beside her!
Hurry! Eat your cum! Get rid of the evidence, you know she will be pissed!!